Movie Musings: Misc in flight movies

I have come to believe that the traditional rating system for films is inadequate. It is impossible to express with a single line of stars opinions about both a films quality as a film and it's entertainment/educational/emotional value. Below you will find the 5 films I watched on my flight from Santiago to Auckland, NZ along with favorite moments and quotes, misc. commentary and my double 5 rating. The first number represents what I thought of the films acting, direction, visuals, message, etc. (see comments in previous posts); the second number represents how much I enjoyed the film and whether I would be likely to watch it again.

Film 1: Horton Hears a Who

Favorite moment: Horton tucks one ear under the other to form a swimming cap.
Quotation:

Horton: I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful 100%
Morton: I've never been more than 99%, and I think I'm awesome!

Comments: Good if somewhat goofy fun.
Rating: 4 - 4

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Film 2: Garden State

Favorite moment: Zach Braff wakes up from a stoned sleep to see a knight in full armor clanking across the kitchen.
Quotation:

I like being unimpressive. I sleep better.

Comments: I thought Natalie Portman did a great acting job. Very un Queen Amidala.
Rating: 3 - 3

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Film 3: Watchmen

Favorite moment: None
Quotation:

Never give up. Not even in the face of Armageddon.

Comments: I was hugely disappointed with this film. See my previous post about Spirited Away. The good guys are pretty bad people with hardly a pretense of being conflicted. If this were an X-men movie, I'd be jumping on the "Mutant cure" bandwagon.
Rating: 3 - 0

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Film 4: New in Town

Favorite moment: Renee gets to wear some really pretty shoes.
Quotation:

She's my ex-wife. This is my ex-house and now I pay rent and live in my ex-basement.

Comments: Another film about people who hardly know each other falling in love without any kind of real foundation. If this were real life, the only thing to say would be, "And..... good luck with that!"
Rating: 3 - 1.5

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Film 5: Flashdance

Favorite moment: Heroine Jennifer Beal walking along railroad tracks in bright pink high heels. Don't get me wrong. I like my high heels and I like walking along railroad tracks - but together? Puh-leez.
Quotation: none
Comments: I enjoyed this more than some other dancing movies I've seen, but not suitable for kids.
Rating: 3 - 4

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