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It's 4 am.

And my choices for British TV are

BBC Three: Being Human
BBC Four: Paul Merton Looks at Alfred Hitchcock
ITV3: Teleshopping
Sky Three: Road Wars
Channel 4+1: Angela's Dying Wish
(Why is this not Channel 5?)
More 4: More4 Preview
Film 4: Film 4 Preview
QVC: In the Salon with Gatineau
(oooo.... moisturizers.....)
4Music: Party Bangers
(currently something with Justin Timberlake.)
Dave: Home Shopping
(I want my own TV station. There's nothing on Dave at the moment, as it turns out. But between 7am to 3am, it's "the home of witty banter".)
Virgin1: World's most amazing videos.
(Look... it's a village being decimated by a volcano...How...amazing... How amazingly sad! What's wrong with these people?!)
TMF: Today's Music First
(It's a man in red football sholderpads with feathers stuck on them. huh.)
Ideal World: Ironing solutions
(In my ideal world, I can afford a maid. But they are pitching Windows XP Media Center. Does it iron and nobody told me?)
Bid tv: Screenshop
ITV4: Teleshopping
(Ooohhh Time Life Opry Video classics. It's Johnny Cash!)
Channel 4: Hill Street Blues
FIVE: Tim Marlow On...
(Art show of somekind. The elipses are actually part of the title. Sign language interpreted!)
ITV2: Teleshopping.

Ah.... choices....

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